Observations and revelations from the past 48 hours:
1) Clicking on the shiny, flashing ad that says "Congratulations! You've won a free visa to the United States!" probably means that you would qualify as mentally retarded if formally tested.
2) The Macarena DID NOT EVER need to be remixed.
3) Walking up behind a girl so that she can't see you approaching and introducing yourself by covering her entire face with your sweaty hand and squeezing is probably not going to endear yourself to her.
3a) It's still not cool even if you stumble and drunkenly yell "It's like Facebook!" afterwards.
3b) People like that are the reason people like me - who write and teach classes about relationships and attraction - exist.
3c) Nevertheless, I was not inclined to be any more forgiving about that approach. Seriously. It was both terrifying and disgusting. If I had Purell, I would still be bathing in it.
4) Discovered that the mole on my left shoulder glows under blacklights. Am beginning to think that I might have been bitten by a radioactive spider and that a web might come shooting out of my fingers at any moment.
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